Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

ALL MINE!!!!!!

1. Saphire/Sapheria
2. Rafe
3. Skull

*All take a seat in a dark room with a single light over each of then, the interviewer remains anonymous. Rafe slouches in his chair, Skull sits in the middle upright and topless like his son, and Saphire sits on the other side with her arms crossed and one leg over the other, unpleased about the situation.*

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Saphire: I'm a orphan kid who spent my first 8 years with that guy *points at Skull* and that guy *points at Rafe* I hate them both.....The blond one raped me
Rafe: >;D you like
Saphire: DID NOT! and the other guy's a psycho...
Skull: you misunderstand......nope, I'm a psycho *shrug* I fucked up your life and killed your parents so get over it!
Saphire: T~T
Rafe: I'm a sexy blond who wears tight leather pants, no top and a tongue ring for the ladies.....they ALL love me >;D *call me *winks* But the dude with the skull on his face is my dad *points to Skull* my mom died, and Saphire's like a sister to me
Saphire: YOU'RE A MONSTER ALL OF YOU!! TT~TT
Rafe: >.> -.- she'll come around

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?

Skull: .............wow really? Ya like 3000 years ago...or even longer....lets say when I was in my 20's... ((he's 3538 >.< ))
Rafe: Fuck ya! Like...2 minutes before I walked into this room. Her name was....was...um....dude it was your secretary outside XD
Saphire: O///~///O I'm a girl! >///~///<

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one is looking?

Saphire: um...I'm always being watched...but I like to read and study some history and medicine ^_^
Rafe: Nerd >.>
Saphire: ...and I also assassinate people like you >.>
Rafe: anytime doll >;D
Saphire: >.<
Rafe: I do whatever I want whenever I want...
Skull: I enjoy a cup of lemon tea and play cards with Ricky -.-
Rafe, Skull, and Saphire: O.o -.- o.O

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Saphire: Sometimes I disobey my master and mainstream....but only because I need fresh blood! T~T
Rafe: ....I didn't use a condom when I banged your secretary. *lights up a cigarette*
Skull: My son's a Bisexual pedophile...you be the judge -.-

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Saphire: um...I have a bad medical history O.o
Rafe: ya my side's kinda hurting from that one chick's blood I drank
Skull: she might have had AIDS
Rafe: O.o *runs to vomit* *returns 15 minutes later with a new cigarette* -//.//- continue...

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Rafe: .....too many, NEXT
Skull: well I had some teenage girl try to solicit sex to me but I laughed and cut her chest open.....
Saphire: urm....no one...

7) Do you love me? I love you.

All: no -.-

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

All: no. -.-*

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Rafe: I would kill...um...I kill anyone, anywhere, anytime I want...I usually don't get caught but I've never been in jail...
Saphire: I kill for a living...next question
Skull: same as my son...though I always get away with it.

10) What is the one thing that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid?

Rafe: when I get denied Sex, when someone actually tries to kill me during sex, and-
Saphire: anything other than sex Rafe!
Rafe: FINE! God go get laid -.-
Saphire: >.> I hate you....I get angry when people call me weak...Sapheria usually comes in when I'm angry...
Skull: I hate it when people talk about my deceased wife, try to sex me up, beg me to spare their lives, and people who are extremely unworthy of life....like you

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta here!

All: you called us here! -.-**

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral?

All: NO! -.-***
Rafe: that's a fucking dumb question! *puts cigarette out on the floor*
Skull: Indeed...

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Rafe: too many
Saphire: not many..like...maybe 3?
Skull: no one...not in over 300 years...

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Rafe: been there, done that
Skull and Saphire: no

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

All: -.- *twitch*

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Saphire: um...some guy's heart...and brain...and liver...I ate a human once
Rafe: a fat chick's fat flap....it was sick >.<
Skull: I'm a cannibal...someone's eye while it was still in their skull

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

All: what?
Rafe: superAIDS?
Skull: doesn't exist
Saphire: *looks in medical book* nope

18) There is no question 18.

All: *getting tired of hearing questions*

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Rafe: I hate feet fetishes...that and like, stupid ones too...like gloves and boots...
Skull: Some of the strange girls my son brings home and I kill enjoy the process of slowly dieing...oh, that too pisses me off...I mean here I am trying to kill someone and there they are begging for more!?
Rafe: XD I love pain...I'm a Sadomasochist.
Saphire: >///~///< don't like sex...

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Saphire: *gets up and leaves* -.-
Rafe: *punches him in the face and leaves* >.>
Skull: *cuts his head off and takes his spine as a survivor*